hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

paigeouscontagious:

[SEDUCTIVELY SOBS DURING MATH TEST]

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

evhlve:

If only I could generate a decent income out of laying in bed